Is everyone I have ever met a psychopath??

Welcome to my blog, make yourself comfortable. My name’s John Watson: former army doctor, now flatmate to the maddest man in London. After Afghanistan I hoped for a new, exciting life. Now I run around the city chasing murderers, thieves, conspirators and psychopaths. On top of that, when he’s not being brilliant, I take care of England’s largest juvenile. Don’t get me wrong, most days my life is fantastic, but I'd like to speak to, well, /normal/ people every now and again. So that’s this.
Speaking.
To normal people.
I hope.
(Mun: 20, female, USA, multishiper, multifandom spazatron)

officialbioware:

kawaiipyro:

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

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#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(Source: animesharks, via ask-romano-blog)

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

(via sebasstianstann)

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour.

some fun in the meantime

1. had sex?

2. bought condoms?

3. gotten pregnant?

4. failed a class?

5. kissed a boy?

6. kissed a girl?

7. had a job?

8. left the house without my wallet?

9. bullied someone on the internet?

10. sexted?

11. had sex in public?

12. smoked weed?

13. smoked cigarettes?

14. smoked a cigar?

15. drank alcohol?

16. been to a wedding?

17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?

19. been late for school?

20. kissed in the rain?

21. showered with someone else?

22. been outside my home country?

23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?

24. had lice?

25. gotten my heart broken?

26. had a credit card?

27. been to a professional sports game?

28. broken a bone?

29. been unhappy about my weight?

30. won a trophy?

31. cut myself?

32. been on a diet?

33. rode in a taxi?

34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?

35. been to a concert?

36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?

37. had braces?

38. wore make up?

39. lost my virginity before I was 16?

40. kissed someone a different race than myself?

41. Snuck out of the house?

42. had oral sex?

43. dyed my hair?

44. met someone famous?

45. been on vacation?

46. been on a boat?

47. been on an airplane?

48. prank called someone?

49. taken a pregnancy test?

50. been suspended from school?

Please, have at me.

eblished:

穏やか + IG

“Watching you on stage today was like watching the person that you really are, not the person that cognitive distortion and society has made you out to be.”

—   My roommate, on my senior recital (via marinold)

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Rent Moments You May Have Missed: The Mark Sandwich

Rent Moments You May Have Missed: The Mark Sandwich

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Anonymous said: What do you look for in a boyfriend?

fightoffyourdarling:

Drift compatibility

queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice”

(via harpotho)

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via estychan)

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

(via ask-romano-blog)

feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

(via and-the-woman-will-cry)

♫ « Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki Laufeyson,

Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee.

Now try your best to save face, Try not to let your heart race.

Then come and see his spectacular trickery. Prince Loki,

mighty is he, Loki Laufeyson, Strong as ten Asgardans, definitely.

He faced the Frost Giant Lords, A hundred Midgardians with swords,

Who sent those fools to their lords ? Why Prince Loki… »

(Source: lokihiddleston, via and-the-woman-will-cry)

johannaof221b said: (teen verse) Jo and Greg

johannaof221b:

caringwillsavethem:

(My character walks in on a pairing of your choice whilst they make the beast with two backs)

"Jo I’m going to need that notebook ba- OH CHRIST SORRY!" John squeaked, eyes as large as saucers and looking anywhere, fucking ANYWHERE but his sister and best friend’s naked writhing bodies. He fumbled with the doorknob three times before he managed to grab it and slam the door shut behind him, all the while uttering a continuous string of "I’m sorry"s. He leaned against the outer wall.

A second tucked by before it clicked.

"Hang on, why am I apologizing… THAT’S MY BLOODY ROOM TOO!! JOHANNA!!"

"John you weren’t meant to be home! If you and Sherlock stuck to your plans then you’d never have seen any of this." She shrugged, finishing her eggs. "I mean.. things are serious between us anyways."

"My room! MY BLOODY ROOM!" He yelled as he had been for the past half hour, not unlike a broken record.