Is everyone I have ever met a psychopath??

John Watson M.D.

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gwenbrooks asked: "John," Gwen called, barreling into his apartment. "I'm feeling needy. Come be cute with me. Because you have a cute face. And butt. So come here."

gwenbrooks:

caringwillsavethem:

M!A Name: my muse orgasms every time someone says his name

John’s back when rigid and his mouth fell open. O-oh hell- Barely suppressing a moan (instead opting for a sort of strangled gasp), John braced himself against the wall as his body spasmed, 

"fffffuck!"

"Are you okay?" Gwen asked, eyeing him. She didn’t want to say what she thought had happened. Because she wasn’t sure what had prompted it. So instead she just stared.

His eyes fell closed. That did not just happen. That most definitely did NOT just happen. If he said it enough, maybe it would become true, because right now John could not bare to look his girlfriend in the eye, not when he just fucking came in his pants for NO REASON. He imagined the floor opening up and swallowing him whole.

Filed under i am cracking up this is great John's going to kill me gwenbrooks m!a name m!a

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gwenbrooks asked: JESUS FUCK I PICKED THE BEST/WORST TIME TO SEND A THING TO JOHN DIDN'T I? ps i miss you

//shhhhhh your timing is hilarious. right now John is like  ”shit fuck christ that did NOT just happen fucking hell what do I do fuck you’re going to scare her off you twat what have you done”

//it’s awfully funny xD ps I miss you too <33333

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gwenbrooks asked: "John," Gwen called, barreling into his apartment. "I'm feeling needy. Come be cute with me. Because you have a cute face. And butt. So come here."

M!A Name: my muse orgasms every time someone says his name

John’s back when rigid and his mouth fell open. O-oh hell- Barely suppressing a moan (instead opting for a sort of strangled gasp), John braced himself against the wall as his body spasmed, 

"fffffuck!"

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Anonymous asked: M!A: Name

M!A: Name: the Muse has an orgasm every time someone says their name

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Anonymous asked: sherlock whispering "yes" at the same time as Mary while exchanging vows and John hears it, doesn't say anything but remain extremely confused during the rest of the ceremony, stuttering and shaking nervously

Filed under ow feels johnlock

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Anonymous asked: Sherlock dreaming about John nursing his wounds after being tortured, then waking up on the dirty, cold floor covered in blood. Sherlock imagining John being overjoyed to see him again to try and keep himself going during his lowest times, only to remind himself that John probably hates him. Sherlock sobbing alone in 221b after coming home to a man who was moved on.

Filed under ow owowowowowowowow why *sobs* feels sherlock johnlock